There is only one thing related to s'mores that I really won't have any s'more of (and ironically, the use of "s'more" replacing "some more" isn't it). People, we need to stop referring to the "grahams" and the "mallows" when engaged in s'more speak. It isn't Smalls who's killing me when I think of this terrible verbal tick of a trend.
But other than that, there's not much to dislike about that chocolately, ooey, gooey, burn-your-mouth, accidentally leafy campfire classic. They're cheap; they're easy; they're starting to sound like "that" girl at a party I was at last weekend.
So let's go ahead and move on. It's easy to get caught up in the nostalgia that is the perfect s'more, so with camping season coming to a close and a bright new year just around the corner, I say we don't focus on the past, but on the exciting future of s'moredom that awaits us.
The Katy Perry
Hot and cold gotogether like Sic-Sic and creepy, but in a good, I-like-to-be-scared kind of way. Replace boring chocolate with a swipe of your favorite Ben and Jerry's creation. Be prepared for the violent onset of memories of that really cool ice cream cake that Billy down the street had for his ninth birthday.
"Who turns down a Junior Mint?"
Thanks to Seinfeld, we know exactly what happens when you deny a Junior Mint. Add some of these mini chocolate mints to your warm marshmallow when you particularly don't want a surgery patient's well being on your conscience.
We're gonna party like it's ya birthday
Take a page out of Fiddy Cent's book and find any reason to celebrate Shorty's birthday. Smother one graham cracker with chocolate or vanilla frosting, and then top with sprinkles. The melted marshmallow warms the frosting/sprinkle combo to perfection.
Peepshow
Swap a toasted marshmallow for a perfectly browned and (insert color in the past tense here) Peep. The extra shot of sugar and the subtle addition of color instantly ups the sex-factor of this s'more.
S'moreos
Carefully unscrew your favorite version of Oreo, and smoosh the cooked marshmallow between its perfectly chocolate wafer layers. If you're really daring, dip in milk before devouring.
Your name doesn't have to be Reese
A quick fix for the action-craving taste buds is to replace your standard Hershey's Milk Chocolate with a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup. Bob, the campus UPS man highly recommends this. And he's basically Santa, but more fit and in a snappier uniform.
But other than that, there's not much to dislike about that chocolately, ooey, gooey, burn-your-mouth, accidentally leafy campfire classic. They're cheap; they're easy; they're starting to sound like "that" girl at a party I was at last weekend.
So let's go ahead and move on. It's easy to get caught up in the nostalgia that is the perfect s'more, so with camping season coming to a close and a bright new year just around the corner, I say we don't focus on the past, but on the exciting future of s'moredom that awaits us.
The Katy Perry Hot and cold gotogether like Sic-Sic and creepy, but in a good, I-like-to-be-scared kind of way. Replace boring chocolate with a swipe of your favorite Ben and Jerry's creation. Be prepared for the violent onset of memories of that really cool ice cream cake that Billy down the street had for his ninth birthday.
"Who turns down a Junior Mint?"Thanks to Seinfeld, we know exactly what happens when you deny a Junior Mint. Add some of these mini chocolate mints to your warm marshmallow when you particularly don't want a surgery patient's well being on your conscience.
We're gonna party like it's ya birthdayTake a page out of Fiddy Cent's book and find any reason to celebrate Shorty's birthday. Smother one graham cracker with chocolate or vanilla frosting, and then top with sprinkles. The melted marshmallow warms the frosting/sprinkle combo to perfection.
Peepshow Swap a toasted marshmallow for a perfectly browned and (insert color in the past tense here) Peep. The extra shot of sugar and the subtle addition of color instantly ups the sex-factor of this s'more.
S'moreosCarefully unscrew your favorite version of Oreo, and smoosh the cooked marshmallow between its perfectly chocolate wafer layers. If you're really daring, dip in milk before devouring.
Your name doesn't have to be ReeseA quick fix for the action-craving taste buds is to replace your standard Hershey's Milk Chocolate with a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup. Bob, the campus UPS man highly recommends this. And he's basically Santa, but more fit and in a snappier uniform.
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